...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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