I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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