why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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