Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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