I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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