you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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