Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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