Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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