Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My bed is full of blood and feathers
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just had sex on a roof
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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