he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
