): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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