I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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