i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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