god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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