just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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