please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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