We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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