Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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