Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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