normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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