I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
