just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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