awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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