Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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