you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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