um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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