I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
A+ Viking dick
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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