My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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