He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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