She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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