I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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