kristin has been a bad kristin
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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