it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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