But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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