your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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