Your mouth is God's brothel.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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