just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
do nipples grow back?
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