I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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