He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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