Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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