who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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