You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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