oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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