i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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