i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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