Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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