do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This is classic penis vs brain.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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