i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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