Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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