normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
