Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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