so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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