So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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