I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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