Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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