Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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